Saturday, August 30, 2008

Secret To Shit Better

Ahh... It's heaven to be back home. Mom will cook my favorite dishes and nothing beats home cooked food. And referring to my post title today, I cannot help but to share this little secret with you. Some of my friends complained having problem shitting, so much so to resolving taking supplement just to shit.



Though I never have problem going to toilet, I found a very good natural way to shit better. The secret is Petai. Petai or Parkia speciosa, is popular among Malaysia, one of the famous dish is Sambal Petai, it can be cooked together with anchovies, prawns, squids or my favorite Sambal Petai with Pork.



Why is Petai good for you? Though it smelt a bit like methane gas, it contains 3 natural sugars: sucrose, fructose & glucose combined with fiber it gives instant energy boost to the body. For more information on the nutrition of petai, check it out here. What I love most about the petai is the aftermath of consuming it. Your shit, pee, burp & nevertheless the fart all smelt of petai - heavenly. It gave a feeling that it cleanses your whole body digestive system. And I find girls who eat petai exceptional sexy, I would not mind to give them a kiss :)

Oh if you excuse me, I am gonna Hiroshima my toilet again.

Happy weekend to all.

Friday, August 29, 2008

My Government is Stupid Not My Country

My country Malaysia is a very beautiful multi-racial country. Once upon a time, I have a very smart & vocal Prime Minister who developed & made Malaysia a respected nation in the world. Then he promised no censorship over internet, he has not broken his promise but unfortunately....



But now my country is being run by a "Not So Clean" PM & his son-in-law. So foreigners reading this, do not come here to invest. Go other Asian countries, but if you really insist to come because it is a beautiful country, can also but need to spoon feed a lot of people lah, you know all business need license, and for approval, a term you must know "duit kopi" or commission existed in our administration. Last time we bought submarine, also got commission wat.



Malaysia-Today got banned. Barisan Najis (BN) used its machineries to stop all access to the site that enlighten us Malaysians. My government people all mostly stupid, the No. 1 man, his son-in-law, Botak, Muhammad son of Muhammad, just to name a few. Some even graduated with bogus degrees.

I heard Google wants to set up its multi billion data collection centre here in my country. I will strongly encourage Google not to come to my country, because my government got mood wan, if mood no good, they will censor here and there. Go Taiwan, better and smarter governence.

Uhh... will my blog be banned?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Sanook Dine|Club|Lounge



Today I am going to introduce you a new joint that I frequent a lot lately, Sanook Dine|Club|Lounge at Plaza Kelana Jaya. Don't ask me what Sanook means, it sounded a bit of Thai to me.

I am a bit choosy on the venue of my happy hour session with my buddies, we want nice environment, cheap booze, easy listening music & reasonably nice finger food. Sanook is located at the all new Plaza Kelana Jaya, to give a better picture of the location, please find the map below. It is right behind the now demolished Kelana Jaya Seafood Restaurant along the LDP.




Talking about affordable booze. My buddies know that I am not a beer fan, I never like beer, any beer for that reason. I am more of a Draught Guinness fan. And before the promotion ends, a perfect full pint of Guinness in Sanook now is only RM16++ and if you enjoy Kilkenny a full pint is about RM18++ now (happy hour ends at 9.30PM). Reasonable innit? I am not too sure about the happy hour rate for beer, but beer price is about the same everywhere, RM30plus, the promo is buy one jug free one mug.

And if you love single malt whisky like I do, check out their Singleton & Macallan pricing, one of the most affordable in town. Get wasted by the lakeside with fountains.

As for the food, so far all my buddies commented that their food is pretty nice & tasty. They serve from Western to Chinese ala carte and once in a while, there will be surprise menu on that particular day.




And while having my session there last night, I bumped into someone from GAB who told me that Sanook will be one of the few outlets in Selangor that will be hosting the new season of Tiger FC. There will be some activities there during matchday, it prompted me to start an event in Facebook for the upcoming clash of the titans match on 13th September 2008, the Kops versus the Devils. Up to date, 15 people already confirmed their attendance, if you are on Facebook, click on the event invitation here and RSVP.



So wear your jerseys and let's see who gonna kick whose ass that night. Be there early and be entertained with a giant 12ft x 9ft projector screen and 7 units of LG 42" LCD TV. Let's pray the weather is on our side :)

Alternatively you can call and make your reservations and oh ya, if you have a minimum of 4 pax and above in a group, there is pick up service available within a certain radius from the joint. Do check out....

Sanook Dine|Club|Lounge
Block C-06-G/1/2 Plaza Kelana Jaya, SS7/13A,
47301 Kelana Jaya,
Petaling Jaya.
Tel: +603-7877 3636
email: ben@sanook.com.my

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Rakyat Independence Day

I am still overjoyed with the Permatang Pauh by-election results. Young adult like me who has never experience the real independence day back in 1957 finally know how it feels to be in one. And the very first live blogging yesterday indeed brought a significant traffic to my site thanks to some blog aggregators.

Throughout 2008, this will be the best week for me. I will be taking a long leave starting tomorrow and will only be back to work next Tuesday. To readers who already plan their trip for this long holiday, if you ever come to Melaka, do buzz me. Add me on my facebook and send me a wall message, will definitely glad to catch up for a drink or two with you peeps.

And a very happy birthday greeting here to one of my buddy & brother. Happy birthday mate. Many happy returns for you ya!




It will be a short post for now. I am on half day leave today, perhaps getting myself wasted again tonight. And oh please, today another person ask me if I am attached or not. Well, I do not think I have that look to charm girls all the time nor do I look like a playboy. I am very much single & available. I am not seeing anyone or whatsoever but I understand at the crossroad age of mine, being single is rare but no worries, I believe there will be someone out there.

Happy holidays to all!!!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

RAKYAT MERDEKA



I am back from dinner, sitting in the cosy Kota Damansara Starbucks sipping my cafe latte, smiling, felt good with the victory. Truth will prevail. We put the People's Power into practice. Makkal Sakthi!!!

Just like Pakatan Rakyat poster, we see hope. Big or small or even a glimpse of hope, it definitely the best gift to the country in conjunction of her 51st birthday. Merdeka!!! Merdeka!!! Merdeka!!!

Not just an ordinary win. A win with majority bigger than the 8th March political tsunami. People had enough of Dollah & his chronies. I was having a drink with a friend with accounting background working for KPMG, he said he is worried Anwar's win will vent foreign investors into the country, economy instability. Well my friend, in the first place, who called Anwar an American agent, British agent, Turkey agent, Chinese agent, etc. Giving the benefit of the doubt, can we also label Anwar as the foreign investor agent as well? And on economy instability, look at any ministers in our Cabinet right now, any of them with some economy sense with the country recording the all time high 8.5% inflation?

I am not sure what Anwar can do but I have faith in the changes he is bringing in. This changes are very much needed not for Malay, Chinese, Indian or any minority etnic of the country but this changes will do good for BANGSA RAKYAT MALAYSIA. I do not want to be Malaysia Chinese, I want to be know as Malaysia Malaysian.

Now the country is not in distress, the Malaysian flag for this week will definitely fly high and who is distress now? The rakyat buried BN & UMNO alive.




Still awaiting the final majority. Pity the Chinese speaking Arif for being UMNO's scapegoat. Let's celebrate!!!

UPDATES (10.21PM): Anwar won with a landslide win with a majority of 15,671 votes.

Anwar Back In Parliament



Anwar confirmed back to Parliament. The Sept 16th is no longer just a mere say, the rakyat MERDEKA today. Now, what is interesting here is the majority, keep tuning in, will update live.

Courtesy of Haris Ibrahim of People's Parliament, here is the results sent in.

1) Taman Tun Hussein Onn
Box 1 : Anwar 159 / Arif 100
Box 2 : Anwar 320 / Arif 156
Box 3 : Anwar 334 / Arif 131
Box 4 : Anwar 329 / Arif 106

2) Seberang Jaya
Box 1 : Anwar 158 / Arif 97
Box 2 : Anwar 258 / Arif 7
Box 3 : Anwar 335 / Arif 201
Box 4 : Anwar 369 / Arif 141
Box 5 : Anwar 356 / Arif 161

3) JDM 6
Box 1 : Anwar 178 / Arif 78
Box 2 : Anwar 192 / Arif 80
Box 3 : Anwar 179 / Arif 95

4) Kg Cross Station 2
Box 1 : Anwar 179 / Arif 29
Box 2 : Anwar 411 / Arif 49
Box 3 : Anwar 441 / Arif 34
Box 4 : anwar 381 / Arif 66

5) Siakap
Box 1 : anwar 358 / Arif 203
Box 2 : anwar 411/ Arif 104
Box 3 : Anwar 369 / Arif 141
Box 4 : Anwar 356 / Arif 156

6) Jalan Tuna
Box 1 : Anwar 163 / Arif 95
Box 2 : Anwar 342 / Arif 193
Box 3 : Anwar 344 / Arif 116
Box 4 : anwar 325 / Arif 145

7) Permatang Puah
Box 1 : Anwar 314 / Arif 95
Box 2 : anwar 337 / Arif 60

UPDATES (8.07PM):
More courtesy from People's Parliament
1) Mengkuang
Box 1 : anwar 170 / Arif 115
Box 2 : Anwar 267 /Arif 183
Box 3 : anwar 310 / Arif 136
Box 4 : Anwar 282 / Arif 126

2) Guah Perahu
Box 1 : anwar 136 / Arif 161
Box 2 : Anwar 232 / Arif 236
Box 3 ; Anwar 284 / Arif 176
Box 4 : Anwar 258 / Arif 153

3) Kuala Mengkuang
Box 1 : Anwar 136 / Arif 157
Box 2 : anwar 268 / Arif 274
Box 3 : Anwar 285 / Arif 233
Box 4 : Anwar 291 / Arif 192
Box 5 : Anwar 227 / Arif 206

UPDATES (8.10PM): Be right back, dinner time - I kena sound already. Sorry peeps.

Anwar Expected to Win

The whole reporting team in Permatang Pauh is taking a short break. Will resume reports at 7PM. Latest news courtesy of Malaysian Insider, at 6.25PM, EC's secretary announced that 38,144 or just below 70% voters had cast their ballot. A MP and his son was hit being ghostbusters. Full live feed only from Malaysian Insider.

Hopefully a Merdeka for rakyat at 8PM later when the result is announce.

Stay tune.




UPDATES (7.11PM): Counting of votes begin. Anwar is leading. Yippee Yay Yay!!!

UPDATES (7.20PM): Unofficial stats, Anwar garnered 19,000 plus votes and climbing.

UPDATES (7.30PM): Courtesy of People's Parliament - Anwar has won Seberang Jaya (Arif's stronghold) by a huge majority. Unofficial figure, Anwar 5865 votes versus Arif 1977 votes.

UPDATES (7.45PM): Results are being announced randomly. Khabar angin saying Anwar won big in most of the counting centres. Let's kill the pregnant white hair man political career.

UPDATES (7.51PM): Some PKR sources hinted that Anwar will win with a majority of 18000 and above. Wow!!! Hope this is true. Dollah, WAKE UP!!! :P

NEW UPDATES, NEW POSTER, NEW MALAYSIA here.

Permatang Pauh - The Verdict

UPDATES (6.10PM): It was reported that Dollah the sleepyhead flew back to Kuala Lumpur from Penang. Is Dollah accepting the fact that he is losing and there will be no celebration later in BN camp? Poll results expected to be announced at 8PM tonight.

UPDATES (5.38PM): Statistics - Anwar won 61% of vote based on PKR exit polls. If 80% of registered voters in PP turnout, it means that Anwar gained 28,000 votes compared to Arif 18,000 votes. Source: Malaysiakini

UPDATES (5.32PM):
A friend msg saying DSAI won with majority more than 10,000 votes. I cannot assure about the fact but this friend has connection with the media ;)

Many political bloggers blogged live on this. Voting just ended at 5PM. According to
Malaysian Insider, votes are not tallied yet but phantom voters and police reports of violence have been. Opposition claims at least five buses of phantom voters while Botak Minister has called this by-election the most violent in our history with 70 police reports made since the Aug 16 nomination day.


Violence? Hmm... Hopefully some good news, a win is expected for Anwar, the matter is how big the margin is. Datuk Seri Wan Azizah won with a majority of 13,000 during the last 8th March political tsunami.

Stay tune, hopefully I can update on the verdict. Blogging live now at Starbucks, Kota Damansara. As at 5.15PM, a fellow friend sent an MSN message, "Anwar won the by-election", will confirm on this later.

On a separate note, have any Maxis users experiencing network problem yesterday? Called up Maxis customer service, was told that the whole of Selangor may experience the problem. My phone was out for at least an hour last evening.

Cheers!

Monday, August 25, 2008

RPK Nailed Najib

PANAS!!! SHOCKING!!!

How should I elaborate more? RPK just used his pawn to check Najib. I believe this is not a check-mate move. Read Malaysia-Today latest post.

Perhaps we shall see another swearing on Quran soon.

Allah bless you Najib.

Cheers!


Permatang Pauh By-Election - Final Online Campaign

I was unable to join the rest of other prominent political bloggers in Permatang Pauh. But sehati sejiwa, we should get our prayers answered. Just read Uncle Zorro's latest post from the blogger op centre in Permatang Pauh, you guys rock!!!

Penangites, it's holiday on the 26th for you, this holiday is not just some casual holiday, this day will determine our children & country future. Let's put the People's Power into practise. Makkal Sakthi!!! So, it was reported on MSM that AMK of PKR responsible for the reporter bashing. Before that look at the picture below. Who bashed who?






OK, OK. Some might say PKR people sew it to the vest and snapped the picture and circulated it in the internet. OK, fine. How about this? Remember the Imam in the picture below?



Now, here's the twist. Ustaz Ramlang Porigi who officiated Sai-fool's much publicised swearing on Quran appeared at PKR's ceramah last night and this was what he said,

"SAYA DIARAHKAN"

Hmm... diarahkan by who? Read here, here & here. The choice is clear. Very clear indeed. Will we see another Lin Dan - Lee Chong Wei tomorrow? All the best Pakatan Rakyat!!!


Sunday, August 24, 2008

Fantasy Premier League



Weekend has been more colorful with the kick-off of the all new season of English Premier League. This will be my 3rd season playing The Official Fantasy Game of Premier League sponsored by Budweiser.



Fantasy Premier League is the home where you manage your own Fantasy team selected from the players in the Barclays Premier League. Fantasy Premier League is the world's biggest fantasy game and is FREE to play. For more information, please click here.

This season, I played in a few leagues and one of them is the Official FaceBook Malaysia Fantasy League. To those who wanna join the league the code is
794322-148908. It also has an official blog here.

This is definitely a healthier option than betting/gambling. Join us now!

Permatang Pauh - Malaysian Hope

With 2 days to go to Permatang Pauh by-election, I have my duty to spread the news to as many possible. I am not a person who fancy any individual but I am sure I want to see a change in this sad state of Malaysia. For 50 years, this country had been ruled by one political coalition, the BN. Look at the States, British, from Labor to Democrat, from Democrat to Republic, who are the one afraid of change? The BN warned of economical instability if Pakatan Rakyat (PR) is to rule, the BN also warned that Malays' rights will not be uphold should PR form the government. These are mere sayings, have we actually given PR a chance to administrate our country? The logic is simple, it is about people's power, if PR fails us, we kick them out the next election. What is BN afraid of? Or why the component parties in BN fail to voice themselves up?

Not everyone can be a politician. I am not a fan of DSAI but his charisma, his influence, his knowledge & wisdom and his logic overshadowed any other politician in the BN. I believe Tun Mahathir perhaps is the closest rival to DSAI if he is still at power. Badawi just flip-flop too much, his family and his personal life had made him the worst Prime Minister of Malaysia. His poor command of English and his constant caught in the act catching cat-nap in seminars, conferences, meetings, etc - how can this guy run a country?




Like many Malaysians, we do want to see a CHANGE. Permatang Pauh belongs to the PR, until Datuk Seri Wan Azizah sacrificed it to allow his husband to contest the by-election. This is not about an individual, this is about the agenda & manifesto of a political coalition. I definitely do not want the Permatang Pauh be represented by some bogus PhD holder. Let's go for a checkmate! Vote PR!

And do check out the video on Arif Shah courtesy of The Dandelions, you better believe it, it's true, it's true...




The choice is clear innit?


Saturday, August 23, 2008

From Sodomizing To Swearing



Why would the country not go into distress? First it was the ass-poking, ass-poking between 2 men, then ass-poking between a man & a Mongolian. After all this ass-poking dramas, we now see swearing.

"I swear he ass-poked me!"
"I swear I don't know a Mongolian & I don't ass poke her"

This overshadowed Dollah's attempt to win the rakyat's heart by dropping the petrol price to a mere 15cents. Swearing seems the in-thing now. What a good example shown by leaders. At the same time, in English, swearing also mean cursing/screwing for that matter.

What a dramatic week it is! Yet another SD from Pete (you are my man). Talking about SD, now does anyone knows what happen to Balasubramaniam & his family???

Enjoy your Saturday peeps!!!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Petrol to RM2.55 - SO WHAT?

15 cents? Compared to the bloody 78 cents you increased earlier? You think I am a beggar?

TGIF... drink drink drink...

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Jalur Gemilang is in Distress

I am having a mental block at the moment. Too many things come at a time but no worries people, those things are good problem. Mentally block meaning this I am uninspired to write something and do not know what to write. Am looking forward to my Friday, but looking at the calendar in front of me now while I am posting this, I am having a very heavy Friday instead, full with appointments.

But I am glad that tomorrow it's Friday. And the final week of August should be a relaxing one. I still have some balance leaves that I would need to clear by next week. Am planning to have a breakaway trip to my hometown. Going to finish the one bottle of Black Label that I opened during my last trip back to Melaka. So if anyone is going Melaka for the Merdeka holiday, please buzz me.

Ahhh.... talking about Merdeka... it trigger me suddenly to write about this (spontaneously). I read in some blogs, that the flip-flop PM with craters face urged the Police to take action on bloggers who show disrespect by flying the Malaysian flag upside down. Fellow blogger, Sheih had on Aug 3 launched a campaign to fly the Jalur Gemilang upside down as a symbol of the people's frustrations and as a signal of a nation in distress. Distress innit? I am distress too. Who to believe and who is not to believe, I am really disgusted, so I answer the call to fly the Jalur Gemilang upside down as the symbol of my frustration.




A while ago, a blogger was arrested under ISA for modifying the symbol of the Police Force. I hope before the police take the action on bloggers who are flying the flag upside down, they should read this.

Sigh... frankly speaking, deep down I have faith in DSAI. I do hope and pray he will win in Permatang Pauh. It had been almost 51 years we are under BN rules, I would love to go for a change at least now, if seriously Pakatan Rakyat fails us, we kick them out in the next GE. I do want to see PR forms the government. But as much as I want, there are far too much to understand, that some MPs in PR tend to screw things up, I hope they are not true and merely political. MPs from PR, please do not fail the Sept 16th plan.

Oh... did I mention earlier that I have a mental block? Waiter, I need my pint of Guinness please...

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Pictures You Do Not See On Local Media

Talking about free media, I am very God-damn-sure that you do not see this in the local mainstream media. Open up the paper this week, headings against the Opposition spreaded all over, NST, The Star, Utusan, you name it. PKR Youth whacked journalists, PKR Youth Samseng lah.

Before that, check out the pictures courtesy of Uncle Zorro.






OK. OK. Sometimes we guys tend to be naughty. But wait a moment, BN UMNO girls so called Puteri are naughty too :)



So bloggers are liars huh? Hmm... botak, botak...


And on separate note, congratulations to all passes winners for the Levi's Unbuttoned Launch Party specially for MikeMmery readers. Thanks to kind personnel from Levi's who also blog for the passes. All winners will receive their passes via courier service tomorrow.



Enjoy the party peeps!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Levi's Unbuttoned Launch Party Invitation

Updates (5.57PM) - All 10 passes snapped up. Congratulations to all pass winners. Get sweaty, get funky & get unbutton this Saturday. Enjoy!!!


(click to enlarge)

Guys & gals, I know this came a bit late but Levi's Malaysia cordially extended 10 passes to MikeMmery's readers (for both bloggers & non-bloggers) to the Levi's Unbuttoned Launch Party this Saturday, 23rd August 2008, 7PM till curfew.

"UNBUTTON" yourself and let loose with performances from HUJAN and cool dance sounds by LapSap.

As I only have a limited 10 invitation passes, it will be given out on first come first serve basis. Send your details to songm@hotmail.com. Details needed:
1. Full Name
2. Identity Card Number
3. Mobile Number
4. E-mail address
5. (If you blog) URL

The first 10 readers who send me the details will be given the passes and I assure you that you gonna have a helluva of a night.

Send your details to me right now!!!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Loreal Malaysia Warehouse Sales



Someone's birthday around the corner? Do not know what to get for his/her birthday? Get your ass down to Loreal Warehouse Sales this Saturday (23rd August 2008).

There's plenty of fragrances and beauty products on great bargaining (last I heard from my friend who works there), it will be open to public as early as 10AM. If the picture above is not so clear, the details are as below:-

Date: 23rd August 2008 (Saturday)
Time: 10.00AM ~ 8.00PM
Venue: Parkroyal Kuala Lumpur, Orchid Grand Ballroom (2nd Floor), Jalan Sultan Ismail, KL.

Please feel free to disseminate or email circulate this to your friends.

Injured Tiger, Hidden Dragon



The tiger was injured badly last night. It was crouching all the way with the hidden dragon behind whacked the tiger's ass nicely. Yes, it was the breakfast topic this morning among my colleagues. All of us are practically disappointed. Disappointed not because of us getting just a silver, disappointed mainly because Lee Chong Wei failed to give at least a fight.



Report stated that the Tiger was under tremendous pressure. Come on Lee, the odds are against you, what pressure you faced? Lin Dan is No. 1, while you are No. 2, and it's Lin Dan's home ground that you were playing. We all understand the odds. Even the local bookie open the odds at 100-66 betting on Lin Dan. Meaning every RM100 bet on Lin Dan, you only win RM66 and if you bet RM100 on Lee CW, if you lose, you only lose RM75. Clearly Lin Dan is the favorite. By the time the second set when Lin Dan was leading 8-0, the odd was if you bet RM100 on Lin Dan, you will only win RM8.

Oh is it the RM1 million rewards another factor that caused all this? Now also not bad right? RM300k in pocket plus additional RM3k every month.

Arrghh... the Tiger is just so bad in sports. Offering saliva drooling rewards will it do good to our country sports? Might as well use those budget, hook up some Chinese players to migrate to Malaysia like what Singapore & South Korea did. Doink!

Ok, enough about Olympic as now it's totally bungkus for Malaysia. A few kind peeps called, SMSed and MSNed to check if I am alright or not, thanks peeps. I am fine. To few people who are curious, as of now I am single, I have no relationship with anyone right now or with anyone who are not ready to be in a relationship yet.

However, I had a crush. A heavy crush indeed. I am indeed in love again. I think Guo JingJing will not mind I post this in my blog ya. Love you Jing Jing.




:P

Hehehehehehehehehe.......

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Malaysia First Olympic Gold Medal - Possible?

Mongolia got its first gold medal ever in Beijing 2008. Bombing aside, can Malaysia achieve the same feat?

VS

Catch the Olympic Games Men's Singles Gold Medal Match today, Sunday 17th August 2008, 20:48 hrs.

Who you gonna place your money on tonight?

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Man Became Alive Again

Today marked the 3rd birthday of MikeMmery. This site had been faithfully listening to me for the past 3 years. It must be tiring for the her listening to my ups & downs, my joy & sadness and of late been the space that I ranted out my political views in the country.

When I started blogging, there were only 2 incidents when I was forced to remove a particular post. First it was last year when I rant & question about a colleague's capabilities & contributions to the company. I was given a show cause letter by my company and was asked to remove the post immediately. It is not a nice feeling to write what's in your heart and forced to remove it then. Anyway, I now understand that not everyone can tolerate constructive criticisms.

The second incident was about 2 days ago. Many who have been following my blog would assume that I am seeing somebody after my last relationship. I had been discreetly sharing my happiness through here but not as in depth. 2 days ago, it was this anniversary that I felt had a significant impact on my life, I blogged about my happiness only to be asked to remove the post hours later. It was again not a nice feeling that I have to endure for the past 2 days thinking of what I had done wrong. It is not as if I am having a secret affair with some married women or so. The past 2 days been terrible for me. I was given the ultimatum to keep it as low profile as possible which I think I did a good job. Statements after statements from her, it does not sound logical and very inconsistent, I just felt that she is not as ready as I am.

Today, the birthday of MikeMmery, the man himself became alive again. I am very much a single, I felt that I did tried my very best to please my girl and when she asked for a split, I thought, it is not easy for me to make that call and if the girl can make such call without processing it with the sane mind, then I believe the journey should end. Through this one month journey with her, I had walked so far ahead of her where she is finding hard to keep up with my pace, then perhaps I will wait at the next nearest oasis to wait for her to catch up with me.

Today, also all men on earth become alive. EPL is back. I am going to jazz bar tonight with someone. Hmm... whether I am sad or not... hmm... not as in drop dead sad but I start to lose a bit of fate in love, a little tired and it's about time to focus what I am good at. I am hitting the crossroad of 30 this year, of course seeing couples, seeing my friends got married and having kids, I do felt something. I want to have such ending as well but God has not send someone that has the same kind of chemistry as I am.

Happy Birthday MikeMmery. Fellow readers, play the video below, sing along the song for my blog k. Love you all!




ps: brother coldcube, I tried hard, I failed.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Strictly Personal

It's really good to hear your voice once again especially when I needed the most, but the updates exchanged we had last night somehow I am still thinking of it. I do not know why but perhaps I had many fond memories about Auntie 7 plus I knew her family in person.

I am not sure my prayer will be answered or not but I do hope for the best for her and her family. Or God loves her enough to have her closer to Him. Let's be strong and pray.

Forgot to update you about my family though. Mom, Dad & siblings are fine. Grandma is busy taking care about Grandpa. Grandpa is old, went in & out of hospital this year a few times. When I said no one asked about you, it did not trigger me at that point but only my family asked about your well-being.

Let's catch up for a drink when both of us are not that occupied. Regards to all in your family and not forgetting too Uncle ya and I miss the kids badly.


ps: And the previous post controversy, thanks for all well-wishers, I am glad people who read my blog gave me kind words & encouragement. I am a person who can easily be pleased, a nice word, hug will make my day. Thanks again!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Happy Anniversary

Post removed due to unforeseen circumstances. I am not in right mood to explain. For all I know, I am enduring mixed feelings right now.

Have you ever felt that being a human is the hardest thing ever? As you grow up, there seems to be hurdles & barriers in life that you need to face everyday. Wealth, career, family, friends & love. Nevertheless, challenges & roller coaster riding in life made human one of the most complex being in the world.

I am not sure what I am babbling now either. Can't wait till Friday. I miss you my Macallan & my Black Label.

"Waiter, can you get me a perfect pint please?"

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Happy Birthday Malaysia-Today



Happy Birthday to Malaysia-Today. happy haunting and continue haunting those who walk in the corridors of power. We will walk with you.

Happy birthday once again.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

ISA - Undang2 Kepala Bapak Kau!



A little modification to Cyndi Lauper's song,

"I see your true colors haunting through
I see your true colors that's why I fuck you"

Read Uncle Kit's posting here. I can remember it was like my younger days, when you cannot stare cock at a person, if not he will confront you and said, "what the fuck you looking at?" Without reason, you can be bashed up anytime for no reason. Same here, if Dollah hates you, with no reason, ISA applies.

SMS Exchange With My Ex

This morning I received an SMS from an unfamiliar number. The SMS exchanges sounded like this,

Ex: Michael ;) u 4got to wish me happy birthday :) my birthday 2day
Me: Sorry. I lost my phone (lame excuse) so i lost all contacts. Who is this?
Ex: ur ex-gf Venus (not real name)
Me: Ohhhhhh. Sorry, my mistake. Happy birthday.
Ex: is ok. every yr also i remind u 2 wish me
Me: Aiya. Small thing mar. U also got bf d wat, he wish u can d lor.
Ex: darling :) even me have bf d :) u still can wish me :) if u have gf me also still wish u! U my ex!
Me: Ok.
Ex: even me wanna find u, also scare u dont want go out wif me :(
Me: I busy mar
Ex: is not a reason k

Then I did not reply d. Hope she had a great birthday. It is my fault to be ignorant about her birthday? I do not think so right?

Self promote: I am a good guy, my ex-es still call me once in a while. And my current special one knows this well (muka tak tau malu)

:P

Monday, August 11, 2008

Blowjob? Think Twice

With the sodomy case in Malaysia, it triggered my interest to study on the Malaysia famous Section 377 of the Penal Code and it is quite shocking to know the facts.

Let's go into details on the Section 377 (anti-sodomy laws).

377A. Carnal intercourse against the nature of order
Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

377B. Committing carnal intercourse against the nature of order
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

377C. Committing carnal intercourse against the nature of order without consent, etc.
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another person without the consent, or against the will, of the other person, or by putting the other person in fear of death or hurt to the person or any other person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than five years and not more than twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

377CA. Sexual connection by object
Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of the other person without the other person's consent shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years and shall also be liable to whipping. [Exception: This section does not extend to where the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of any person is carried out for medical or law enforcement purposes.]

377D. Gross indecency
Any person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any person of, any act of gross indecency with another person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to two years.



Ok, Anwar is of course charged under Section 377B in which both had consensual carnal intercourse in which both can be jailed & whipped but the botak Hamid Albar stupidly made a statement "Usually, the victim would be given protection" when asked why is Saiful not charge in this case. The botak is not worth me elaborating his stupidity. Read more here.

Enough about Anwar, let's analyze the Section 377 now and how it may apply to our life. Section 377B implications on our sex life.

Scenarios
  1. A husband/boyfriend can be jailed 20years & whipped if his wife/girlfriend performs oral sex on him (Fellatio). It is however not a crime if he performs oral sex on her (Cunnilingus).
  2. A husband/boyfriend can be jailed 20years & whipped if he performs anal sex with his wife/girlfriend even with the latter consent or blessing.
It seems like section 377B is favouring the ladies, they can enjoy as much oral sex as they can without them have to perform the same on the guys.

So guys, before you got the girls to perform a blowjob on you, think twice or risking yourself being jailed 20years & whipped at the same time.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Happy Birthday Datuk Seri



Happy 61st birthday Datuk Seri. All the best on 26th in Permatang Pauh, lawan tetap lawan.

And if ever Anwar becomes PM, Tun Mahathir will be migrating. So big huh the influence?

Oh ya, the mozilla firefox version 3 is out, to be view this site, go download it here.

Happy Sunday!!!

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Hong Kong Here I Come!



I will be going to Hong Kong for a second time this year. I had just confirmed my air ticket, thanks to AirAsia. I guess the Hong Kong Tourism Organization should get me as their spokeperson :)

Besides the Olympic, enjoy the song below.



Hong Kong! Here I come!!!

Friday, August 08, 2008

Way Back Into Love

Melody is the first impression, physically & sexually. It's the lyric that completes it. I love this song, it's Friday and I am taking a bit time off politics and I do hope everyone in this world find their way back into love. I need love...



Way Back Into Love
Hugh Grant & Drew Barrymore (demo version)
Hugh Grant & Haley Bennett (full version)


[Verse 1]
(Drew Barrymore)
I've been living with a shadow overhead,
I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed,
I've been lonely for so long,
Trapped in the past,
I just can't seem to move on!

(Hugh Grant)
I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away,
Just in case I ever need them again someday,
I've been setting aside time,
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind!

[Chorus]
(Both)
All I want to do is find a way back into love.
I can't make it through without a way back into love.
Oooooh.

[Verse 2]
(Drew Barrymore)
I've been watching but the stars refuse to shine,
I've been searching but i just don't see the signs,
I know that it's out there,
There's got to be something for my soul somewhere!

(Hugh Grant)
I've been looking for someone to shed some light,
Not somebody just to get me through the night,
I could use some direction,
And I'm open to your suggestions.

[Chorus]
(Both)
All I want to do is find a way back into love.
I can't make it through without a way back into love.
And if I open my heart again,
I guess I'm hoping you'll be there for me in the end!

[Middle-eight]
(Drew Barrymore)
There are moments when I don't know if it's real
Or if anybody feels the way I feel
I need inspiration
Not just another negotiation

[Chorus]
(Both)
All I want to do is find a way back into love,
I can't make it through without a way back into love,
And if I open my heart to you,
I'm hoping you'll show me what to do,
And if you help me to start again,
You know that I'll be there for you in the end!


Happy weekend peeps! Love you all!

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Timing Belt Rosak



This is getting really interesting. So it is not 8 times as per Saiful's claim.

And then, on 28th June 2008 (2 days after the alleged offence date), he made a police report at about 4ish to 5ish at a pondok polis in HKL before proceeding for a medical examination in HKL but prior to that he went to Pusrawi Hospital at about 2.14PM and doctor TRO his ass got sabotaged. .......Hmmmm......



You see, Najib himself said he met Saiful a few days before the victim lodged a police report. In this context, the words "a few days", to my understanding a few days mean more than one day. This rule out the possibility of Saiful meeting Najib on the 27th June 2008 because that was just a day before he lodged the police report and not "a few days" as Najib said. So now, most probably Saiful met Najib on the 26th June 2008, that day itself after Saiful got allegedly sodomized. And that can only happen after 4.30PM.

Najib cannot be meeting Saiful before 26th June 2008 as he has yet to be allegedly sodomized by then as per above charge said. Unless the charge said otherwise that DSAI sodomized Saiful on several other occassions before 26th June 2008.

So now, could Najib possibly slotted his time on the 26th to meet Saiful? I read at Aisehman about his schedule that day. It does not take a genius to figure what went wrong.

...... Hmmmmm.......




all excerpts from TheStar Online

What I Think Of Malaysian Police

As many other politikus blogger mentioned, this morning there will be roadblocks again. And these roadblocks I can be very sure that to delay people's time on purpose preventing them going down to the city as DSAI will be charged in court this morning. And tomorrow, you can see the sleepy head Dollah & Botak release a press statement stating that it was a routine block.

Routine my foot!

My impression on police of Malaysia - they will be a good bunch if only they are not controlled & ordered by the "orang dari atas"

Police buck up please, when Sharlinie got lost, you do not even bother to have such a massive blocks. And police, how can you lose things from your own police station? Police should be independent and not a political tool instead. You look stupid in the eyes of the rakyat. Especially with the picture below, followed by the other video.






Lain kali jangan buat lagi ya!