Blowjob? Think Twice

With the sodomy case in Malaysia, it triggered my interest to study on the Malaysia famous Section 377 of the Penal Code and it is quite shocking to know the facts.

Let's go into details on the Section 377 (anti-sodomy laws).

377A. Carnal intercourse against the nature of order
Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of the penis into the anus or mouth of the other person is said to commit carnal intercourse against the order of nature.

377B. Committing carnal intercourse against the nature of order
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

377C. Committing carnal intercourse against the nature of order without consent, etc.
Whoever voluntarily commits carnal intercourse against the order of nature on another person without the consent, or against the will, of the other person, or by putting the other person in fear of death or hurt to the person or any other person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term of not less than five years and not more than twenty years, and shall also be liable to whipping.

377CA. Sexual connection by object
Any person who has sexual connection with another person by the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of the other person without the other person's consent shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to twenty years and shall also be liable to whipping. [Exception: This section does not extend to where the introduction of any object into the vagina or anus of any person is carried out for medical or law enforcement purposes.]

377D. Gross indecency
Any person who, in public or private, commits, or abets the commission of, or procures or attempts to procure the commission by any person of, any act of gross indecency with another person, shall be punished with imprisonment for a term which may extend to two years.



Ok, Anwar is of course charged under Section 377B in which both had consensual carnal intercourse in which both can be jailed & whipped but the botak Hamid Albar stupidly made a statement "Usually, the victim would be given protection" when asked why is Saiful not charge in this case. The botak is not worth me elaborating his stupidity. Read more here.

Enough about Anwar, let's analyze the Section 377 now and how it may apply to our life. Section 377B implications on our sex life.

Scenarios

1. A husband/boyfriend can be jailed 20years & whipped if his wife/girlfriend performs oral sex on him (Fellatio). It is however not a crime if he performs oral sex on her (Cunnilingus).
2. A husband/boyfriend can be jailed 20years & whipped if he performs anal sex with his wife/girlfriend even with the latter consent or blessing.

It seems like section 377B is favouring the ladies, they can enjoy as much oral sex as they can without them have to perform the same on the guys.

So guys, before you got the girls to perform a blowjob on you, think twice or risking yourself being jailed 20years & whipped at the same time.

My Salami

I was having dinner with my ex-colleagues & a female friend last night at The Curve. It had been a while since I last meet the bunch. We had great time and like many others who are close to me, they are very interested in my private life, like if I found a gf or not.

D: "So Mike, what's new in your life?"
Me: "Been busy with works, what do you want to know?"
D: "Though busy with works, once in a while you got to get service your salami"
Me: "Huh?"
N (a girl): "Mike, your antenna very short-lah"

Then when I got back home, I did a wikipedia on "SALAMI" and....

"Salami is cured sausage, fermented and air-dried. Salami may refer specifically to a class of salumi (the Italian tradition of cured meats), where an individual sausage or style of sausage (e.g. Genoa) would be referred to with the singular Italian form salame."

Then I finally know what he meant by servicing my salami. Hmm... interesting.

It had been a while since I last got my salami serviced. Right now at the moment, my salami perhaps look like this.



Got caught up in the net. If they can regard guy's part as salami, I am wondering what do you call for the opposite sex? Any idea?


ps: it had been a great fun night, thanks to dave for the dinner & guiness draught.

ButtFuck Yes or ButtFuck No

With yet another SD, it seems that anal sex is the in thing now. It is as if there is promotion & marketing campaign for butt fucking. Now, who buttfuck who?

Anyone tried butt fucking before?



ps: can't seem to access Malaysia Today, what happened?

Sex & The City

The topic has nothing to do with the TV series in fact. A female who read my previous post, called me just a while ago and asked, "Can I rape you?" *sweat*

You do not find many girls talked about sex openly, when a guy starts to talk about it, some girls will see them as pervert while some girls when they talked about sex, they can go on beyond your imaginary *sweat*

Do girls labelled guys who talked about sex as pervert? I am wondering...