My Salami
Thursday, July 24, 2008 by Michael Song
D: "So Mike, what's new in your life?"
Me: "Been busy with works, what do you want to know?"
D: "Though busy with works, once in a while you got to get service your salami"
Me: "Huh?"
N (a girl): "Mike, your antenna very short-lah"
Then when I got back home, I did a wikipedia on "SALAMI" and....
"Salami is cured sausage, fermented and air-dried. Salami may refer specifically to a class of salumi (the Italian tradition of cured meats), where an individual sausage or style of sausage (e.g. Genoa) would be referred to with the singular Italian form salame."
Then I finally know what he meant by servicing my salami. Hmm... interesting.
It had been a while since I last got my salami serviced. Right now at the moment, my salami perhaps look like this.
Got caught up in the net. If they can regard guy's part as salami, I am wondering what do you call for the opposite sex? Any idea?
ps: it had been a great fun night, thanks to dave for the dinner & guiness draught.
Labels: Babbling, Eating Out, Friends, Gathering, Sex
Good Bye Najib
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 by Michael Song
"Yes, Najib met Saiful to discuss how to fix Anwar on a sodomy allegation. No doubt, at first Najib denied all this. At first he said he never met Saiful, not even once in his life. Then he admitted meeting Saiful but said he met Saiful to offer the young man ‘career guidance’ and to discuss his future, scholarship, and all such matters. The first statement was a lie. The second was also a lie. Najib met Saiful to discuss the sodomy allegation against Anwar."
Read more here.
This perhaps also indicate that Dollah will stay on power beyond 2010. Or is it the end of BN?
Labels: BN Collapsed, Lies, Najib, UMNO Collapsed
Why So Serious?
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 by Michael Song
Went for midnight show for The Dark Knight last night. It is indeed the best Batman movies ever and the best movie I had watched this year. The details and the storyline are simply superb.
However, Batman's role was overshadowed by Heath Ledger playing the Joker. I do think Heath deserves an Oscar for his role in the movie. He however passed away due to some overdose complications.
Unlike many other superheroes movies where most of the bad guys conclusion we have very much expected it to be, but Joker is so unpredictable, as if you wanting for more and more and more to come from him. And it just felt good that this 2 guys fighting each other without much usage of supernatural power or whatsoever, it is so much of strategy and something like in the Chinese movie Infernal Affairs where in the end you do not know what is coming, who is bad and who is good, that kind of suspense.
"You know why I got this scars?" asked Joker. His voice, his laughters. Seldom in a movie you will see the villain overshadow the hero. This is one of them. And I really do not mind for a second watch. Anyone?
Crossroad @ 30
Monday, July 21, 2008 by Michael Song
For the past 2 years being single, it had been really tough time to pick up my bits & pieces here and there but it is a good challenging time. I learned the hardship and people who are close with me can see the lousiest time of my life. This 2 years also, I had built up my network from all people regardless of industries & backgrounds, met really nice & beautiful people around.
A breakthrough needed - hopefully the breakthrough will come through :)
OK, a good rejuvenating Monday for me today. Am on leave, forcing myself to clear leaves accumulated since last year. Come tomorrow, I will be on a very heavy schedule.
I am going for Dark Knight later midnight show with my buddies.
OK, just babbling here.
Have a good day ahead!
Labels: Babbling
Hennessy Artistry Pictures
Sunday, July 20, 2008 by Michael Song
Labels: Booze, Clubbing, Events, Girls, Hennessy Artistry, Music, Party
Can We Have More DSAI & RPK In The Country?
Saturday, July 19, 2008 by Michael Song
Let's look at the what happened this week.
- DSAI was served court order to stay away from parliament, to be exact to stay away 5km radius from the parliament, basically it is asking DSAI to be under house arrest as his residence is near to the parliament.
- DSAI agreed to give his statement at IPK 2PM but was arrested an hour before the timeline at his house with more than a dozen of police vehicles with police in balaclavas (if you play counterstrike, you will know what is it)
- DSAI cooperated, was even stripped naked and got his private part measured. He slept on the cement slab in IPK.
- Immediately DSAI was released on bail, RPK's turn to be arrested and charged under criminal defamation.
- Roadblocks in 22 hotspots to ensure public safety (fucking shit, I was late for work for god sake - 20 of my other colleagues were late that day)
- Botak in yesterday Star paper said "Syed Hamid: Anwar need not fear giving sample". This botak is trying to influence an ongoing investigation but no action so far against botak. (DNA samples during the 1998 case was too old? Sekolah hutan mana you keluar botak? DNA cannot be manipulated BUT can be planted, see the reason why now? Duh... botak)
- Private investigator, Bala & nephew's lawyers were called to police station for questioning. (now polis nak takut takutkan lawyers pulak tu, polis tak tau apa tu professionalism kah?)
- The Oil Debate - So what? We know who won, who is more intellectual and who is from the jungle school but so what?
LAWAN TETAP LAWAN!
Labels: Anwar, Bloggers, BN Collapsed, Bodoh, Government, Malaysia-today, Media, Pak Lah, Politics, RPK, Shit, UMNO Collapsed
Roadblocks By Gobloks
Friday, July 18, 2008 by Michael Song
Here is the reply that is in my heart, I am basically reproducing it from another piece from this blog site that rage out what is in my heart. Read the post here and Botak & Selangor CPO Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar, eat this!!!
"CRIME PREVENTION KEPALA OTAK DIA! MENYUSAHKAN RAKYAT...BILA BOS2 KORANG NAK MAMPUS EH? KE NAK TUNGGU RAKYAT BETUL2 MARAH...WE GOT ENOUGH FUCKING PROBLEMS NAK CARI MAKAN WITHOUT GETTING STUCK IN UNNECESSARY JAMS CREATED FOR YOUR MASTERS, YOU RUNNING DOGS! CAN'T EVEN SOLVE MISSING KIDS' CASES AND A SIMPLE THING LIKE NURIN'S AUTOPSY PICTURES' CIRCULATION, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CRIME PREVENTION?? CRIME IS AT ALL TIME HIGH. WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE A PROFESSIONAL AND WELL-TRAINED FORCE TODAY, AND I DO NOT SEE ANY FUCKING POLICE PERSONNEL IN MY WANGSA MAJU AREA....BECAUSE ALL ARE BUSY RUNNING AFTER SPERM DROPS.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, PEOPLE!! ENOUGH! ARE THEY WORKING FOR US, (THE RAKYAT WHO PAY THEIR SALARIES), TO MAINTAIN OUR SECURITY, PROTECT OUR PROPERTIES, OUR FAMILIES, OUR KIDS, GET THE REAL CRIMINALS OR ARE THEY JUST THERE TO SERVE THE LEADERS' INTERESTS AND COLLECT SPERM AND SHIT SAMPLES AND MEASURE DICKS??
THE NEXT TIME WE GET STUCK IN ROADBLOCK CAUSED JAMS AND BURN FUCKING EXPENSIVE FUEL AND HAVE CRYING KIDS WANTING TO FUCKING PEE BADLY IN OUR CARS...WE TEACH THEM A LESSON. TEACH THEM WHO IS BOSS AND CREATE OUR OWN BLOCKADES AND GRIDLOCKS. DO NOT PUSH US. WE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT POLITICKING YOU BLOODY LEADERS. GET ON WITH GOVERNING YOU PATHETIC MORONIC LEADERS AND MOFOS...DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS! THE FUCKING WORLD IS IN A
FUCKING RECESSION YOU FUCKING MOFOS! OR MAYBE YOU FUCKERS HAVE LOOTED MORE THAN ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT A FUCKING RECESSION LIKE US RAKYAT!
BTW, THESE POLICEMEN WHO ARE KAIS PAGI MAKAN PAGI (with ridiculously low pay ) LIKE MOST OF US SHOULD TURN AROUND AND TELL THEIR RICH SUPERIORS THAT THEY WILL NOT BE DOING THIS SHITTY JOB FOR THEM ANYMORE AND STAND WITH THE RAKYAT! THEY ARE ALSO BREADWINNERS FEELING THE CRUNCH! DOING THE LEADERS' DIRTY JOB FOR THEM AND KENA MAKI LAGI IN THE PROCESS! NOW WILL THEIR ACTIONS BENEFIT THE PEOPLE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO SERVE AND
PROTECT??"
KNNBCCB!
Hennessy Artistry 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008 by Michael Song
This Saturday 19th July 2008, one of the biggest party of the year will be happening at Bukit Kiara Indoor Arena. Hennessy Artistry is a global music campaign to promote the art of mixing various genres and blending the talents of world's top musical artistes.
Featuring the most current chart topper, FLO RIDA (low, low, low, low, low, low) and MACHI from Taiwan, DJ Latin Prince, VJ Callen & local act Pop Shuvit.
I just received my passes. Passes were distinguished by the name of Hennessy Cocktails. It will be a party with unlimited booze and everyone is gonna get high. I will be there this Saturday, if you see me there, flash your camera out and let's do some camwhoring k.
See you!
The Debate: Anwar Won But So What?
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 by Michael Song
I witnessed the debate between the two politician themselves. Strawberry was grilled, in my eyes he is not in the same league as Anwar. There were clappings for Strawberry though but in my very frank opinion, this shown and clearly indicated from what jungle school these people were from.
Anwar was only in his first gear, Strawberry just does not match the qualities of a MP, if with his knowledge and way of conversing and debating, I think I can be a better MP than him. Stuttering most of the time speak with mouthful of saliva, he failed miserably to stick to the topic, prefer personal attack. Gosh, he lost the debate even in the first round already.
So, Anwar won hands down, but so what? Government will still use all its machineries to nail him down. As expected he is currently arrested. Like I said, what will happen to Strawberry now? Will the fella really resign? No, with this governence, we will not see anything, we will not see change or whatever. Those BN punks are so arrogant. All BN did does not make any human sense at all. Flip-flopping seems to be the trend. Police, A-G, media all pro-BN, what are left for us to do next?
Malaysians do not like to walk the street, demo or rally or whatsoever, never. We were warned, some are afraid, we are like a puppet to this dirty governence. They say sit, most will sit, stand most will stand. Things will change soon, but how? Is BN testing the people's patience? Can the Vendetta really happen in this country? Or we still better sit in our own comfort zone, be quiet, stop critisizing as long as we can find enough to feed ourselves?
Do the government really want to test the People's Power? And my concern here is, does everyone have the same courage & same faith as me?
ENOUGH IS REALLY ENOUGH!!!
See the videos of the debate here.
Labels: Anwar, BN Collapsed, Bodoh, Debate, Politics, Shit, UMNO Collapsed
Can't Smile Without You
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 by Michael Song
Can't Smile Without You - Barry Manilow
You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you
You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who would have believed that you were part of a dream
Now it all seems light years away
And now you know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile
Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find
Well, I'm finding it hard leaving your love behind me
And you see I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel glad when you're glad
I feel sad when you're sad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you
Simple song simple lyrics innit? Now you know why hellboy can't smile?
The Malaysia-Damansara based Michael Song or more familiarly known as the jolly public nick as Mikemmery is a creeping lad that loves a
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