The Right Of Being Stupid

Everyone has a right to be stupid but this one guy is abusing the privilege. What kind of university this "cow" is graduated from? For law graduates out there, here are the 8 videos on "HOW TO FAIL YOUR LAW EXAM"



Enjoy!

1Malaysia? Think Again Fellow Malaysians

I was watching this "Inside Story" by Al-Jazeera, one of the well-known news network in the world. I do not have to elaborate further, this video is worth watching. Without fail, you will find who is the one barking at the wrong tree.



Kebodohan-mu tidak terkata, stop reading script, goodness sake!

Why My Country Sucks

The new video circulating around tells what I really feel about my country. I will put up the video later at the end of my post. If you have not know, Namewee, who is a hero to many young people in Malaysia, made a new video to screw TNB, a GLC, a monopoly and one of its kind in its industry.

How many Malaysians have never experience electricity interruption in Malaysia? I doubt there is any. My sister had been in Hong Kong for the past 7 years, she had never experience any of it as far as she is concern. Reason: In Hong Kong, major utilities like water & electricity, do need maintenance therefore the possibility of breakdown is zero! During this few hours maintenance every month, the utility company will advice at least 2 weeks in advance and chose the period when people will be at work most of the time to do the maintenance.

So you tell me, when can Malaysia improve? Even whatever fuck political tsunami or whatsoever, it will make no difference, more than half century gone since independence, I do not foresee my country will go through another half century any better.

To my few friends who migrated and got the other country citizenship or PR status, CONGRATS!!! Hope to follow suit soon! Enjoy the video!

Najib & His Chopper Deal

I still remember the first time I bought my car. Back then, I only had enough budget to get a car in the RM50k region, so after shortlisting some, I went to check out the car, made a few test drive and the decision making took me more than a month before I decided for Myvi.

Today our future PM, Najib had another kaboom. To sum it all, he decided to purchase 12 Eurocopter choppers at a price of RM2.317 billion. I would say the country can go ahead to buy the choppers as it do help the nation when it is in need.

But... but... for such a big deal and be it a government deal, normally it had to gone through the tender process. And as part of the tender process, testing is compulsory but how can a minister signed on a deal without testing the machines? And we are talking about RM2.317 billion. Perhaps he made some mistakes there but the people cannot help themselves but to think that "under table" is practiced in the deal. Don't blame the rakyat, proof us otherwise.

Malaysia-today reveals here.
More on The Malaysian Insider & Malaysiakini.

I cannot help but to think the project interview may sounded like this;

Tenderer 1

Interviewer: Your bid is 3 million. How do you justify your tender sum?

Korean tenderer: 1 million for labour, 1 million for materials and 1 million for expenses and a little profit.

Interview: Ok. Thank you. Next!


Tenderer 2

Interviewer: Your bid is 6 million. How do you justify your tender sum?

Japanese tenderer: 2 million for labour, 2 million for materials and 2 million for expenses and a little profit.

Interviewer: Ok. Thank you. Next!


Tenderer 3

Interviewer: Your bid is 9 million. This is way above everyone else. How do you justify your tender sum?

Malaysian tenderer: 3 million for YOU, 3 million for ME, and we get the Koreans to do it for 3 million.

Disappointed again & again & again... Once a Minister made a remark saying that, "...if the country continues to subsidize the petrol, the country might go bankrupt one day..." and the
above RM2.317 billion - money well spent?

We'll see what Najib got to say on this.

I Am Dumb But Melaka CM is Dumber

Shah Rukh Khan was awarded the title of "Datuk", the equivalent of a knighthood in Britain by the state in recognition of his promotion of the southern state through his films. Malacca Chief Minister Mohamad Ali Rustam said Khan had helped the state's tourism because six of his movies involved locations in Malacca, the New Sunday Times quoted him as saying.

source: Malaysia Insider

Still remember the Hong Kong movie, Summer Holiday starring Sammi Cheng & Richie Ren where most of the movie was shot in Melaka & Redang Island, Terengganu?

Then there should be Datuk Sammi Cheng & Datuk Richie Ren.

Ali sohai...

On Malaysian Politics

Some readers who frequented here must be wondering why I am not blogging about politics lately. Without many realizing it, it soon becoming a big joke. Politicians to some certain extent should have some wisdom and at the same time should be a role model to the people. But I am not seeing many, our political scene is more filled with 'Barisan Jokers' and it's even more dramatic than any TVB drama making Astro On-Demand expecting to lose some business to these jokers.



With Dollah announcing his plan not to defend the UMNO Presidency, Najib to go for the top post and few jokers going for the No. 2 post in UMNO. You see, everything about Barisan, it's also about UMNO. Presidency in UMNO automatically confirm one as Prime Minister, second man in UMNO will be the Deputy Prime Minister. Yes, Opposition did gave hope, I look at the Opposition coalition, it's really a good partnership for a Malaysian Malaysia - Malaysia for all races but all of a sudden, they went into hiding after failing to deliver the 916 or whatever the number they had promised us.

Malaysia is a rich country - we have oil & gas, plantation, rubber - plenty of resources, this includes human resource. We have plenty of bright talents but mostly opt to pursue their career out of the country. So what's left in Malaysia? Maybe we will not see it in 5-10 years to come, but if the current state continues and with jokers leading the country, Malaysia is going down in history as a joke.

We have Father of Independence, Development, Unity, Modernization and some even remarked the latest one as Father of Shame (Bapa Kemaluan). The script is like an auto-repeat itself, it is like listening to Sean Kingston's playing on the radio over and over again that you feel like smacking the radio. All politicians who about to come into power will always promise CHANGE.

I'll say, "CHANGE MY FOOT-LAH! SKRIP BODOH!"

Apa Itu 'DISTRESS'?

The meaning of distress on Merriam Webster (click here) & Wiki (click here).

Do a quick google images on the word "Nation in distress", you come to these images.



The above is an American flag raised by one to show that the nation is in distress. Read more about it here.



In Malaysia, a friend who felt the nation is distress did the same as above, and many many of his other friends follow suit, I am one of them too. Because of this, he was given a 4 days 3 nights holiday by the polis which he enjoyed most of it. He will be charged under the Sedition Act soon. Read his latest posting here.

Sometimes you cannot help yourself but to wonder why certain parties in Malaysia are so sensitive over petty things like this. We have kids being taken away, kids who got lost and latest case of a-16-year old being taken and burnt to death. They cannot even distinguish who is the real threat to the nation. Sigh...

Imagine if this kid at the picture below does the same in Malaysia, he will also be charged under the Sedition Act.



Ripley's Believe it or Not? Malaysia full of gobloks, believe it!

ISA Rampage In Malaysia

Portfolio changes today. Dollah to take over the Defense Ministry while Najib to be the Finance Minister. It does not take a genius to figure why such arrangement was made. Image courtesy of The Malaysian Insider, read more here.

On top of that another blogger was arrested at 5PM today. Syed Azidi Syed Abdul Aziz aka kickdefella was arrested at Kota Bahru believed to be under the ISA and his controversial Malaysian flag incident. Malaysiakini reported here.



And a statement made by Dollah Badawi which rather disturbing. Mr. Prime Minister made a statement that opposition leader, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim is a THREAT to the country's economy because of his constantly misleading remarks over investments and promises to topple the government. Read again ISA is detention without trial, no warrant needed and nobody know how long the detention will be. Who is threaten? The country or Dollah himself? Malaysiakini with its report here.

Grrr.....

Botak...Oh...Botak

Sigh Botak... I do not understand what quality in you that made you the Home Minister. Public order apa? And you made a statement that the usage of ISA to arrest the Sin Chew Daily reporter, Tan Hoon Cheng is actually to protect her. God sake, what school you graduated from? Yes, you are right about Malaysian. So who are the one who first made the remark about Chinese? So you are saying that he is not the one who is responsible for the unrest? The reporter that reported it is the one to be blamed?

Botak...oh...botak...though you might look old but you definitely not smarter than a 12-year old kid. Bodoh!

I Am A Sept 16th Desperado

I am desperate to see the change and I do pray for Sept 16th to happen. There is nothing much to be proud of when you read the news everyday about Malaysia. Again and again, a number of gobloks in the country had made it a laughing stock of the world.

To sum it up of what's happening this week.

1. Ahmad Ismail was suspended mere 3 years for calling Chinese 'immigrants' & 'American Jews'. I am wondering if the above statement does not sound like a sedition.

2. Home Ministry sent 3 show cause letters to local newspapers. They are,


Local english daily - TheSun

Opposition weekly bulletin - Suara Keadilan

Local Chinese newspaper - Sin Chew Jit Poh


I am wondering if they will do the same to Utusan Malaysia for its piece of this false reporting.

3. The cabinet instructed MCMC to lift its ban on Malaysia-Today website yesterday. However, little do we know that the cabinet decided to arrest national hero, Raja Petra under the ISA. RPK was arrested today at 1.10PM.

If you really want to do something for this man, get your phone and flood the country with this SMS:

"RPK detained under the ISA. Show solidarity with him on 15 Sept, at 8PM at the Kelana Jaya Stadium."



I am cancelling all my appointment on Monday evening to attend to this. It's time to put the ISA into the bin. Enough is enough, lawan tetap lawan!



On a separate note, I am not feeling too well today, took a medical leave, went to see doctor and was diagnosed with hypertension. Hmm... time for a change for myself too...

Have a nice weekend peeps!

Achmed Ismail, Silence! I'll (*Removed*) You!

UPDATES: Fellow Chinese & Indian readers of mine, stay calm. My 2 cents, perhaps this is one of its strategy to provoke us. Stay calm, if we run riot like we did in 1969, emergency will then be declared. We are the generation next, be smart, not to be emotional about it. Less than a week, we will celebrate our very own MERDEKA!!! And yes we love our Malay friends. After much advices from readers and commenters, I did a bit tweaking on the title.

Frog face, I think it is time for you to keep your fucking mouth shut. Reading from the latest piece from Malaysiakini,

"Penang Umno leader Ahmad Ismail, the man at the centre of the ‘racial slur' controversy, warned Chinese Malaysians not to mimic American Jews who not only seek to control the country's economy but also its political power."

Read more here.

This is for you Achmed...

My Government is Stupid Not My Country

My country Malaysia is a very beautiful multi-racial country. Once upon a time, I have a very smart & vocal Prime Minister who developed & made Malaysia a respected nation in the world. Then he promised no censorship over internet, he has not broken his promise but unfortunately....

But now my country is being run by a "Not So Clean" PM & his son-in-law. So foreigners reading this, do not come here to invest. Go other Asian countries, but if you really insist to come because it is a beautiful country, can also but need to spoon feed a lot of people lah, you know all business need license, and for approval, a term you must know "duit kopi" or commission existed in our administration. Last time we bought submarine, also got commission wat.

Malaysia-Today got banned. Barisan Najis (BN) used its machineries to stop all access to the site that enlighten us Malaysians. My government people all mostly stupid, the No. 1 man, his son-in-law, Botak, Muhammad son of Muhammad, just to name a few. Some even graduated with bogus degrees.

I heard Google wants to set up its multi billion data collection centre here in my country. I will strongly encourage Google not to come to my country, because my government got mood wan, if mood no good, they will censor here and there. Go Taiwan, better and smarter governence.

Uhh... will my blog be banned?

Petrol to RM2.55 - SO WHAT?

15 cents? Compared to the bloody 78 cents you increased earlier? You think I am a beggar?

TGIF... drink drink drink...

Pictures You Do Not See On Local Media

Talking about free media, I am very God-damn-sure that you do not see this in the local mainstream media. Open up the paper this week, headings against the Opposition spreaded all over, NST, The Star, Utusan, you name it. PKR Youth whacked journalists, PKR Youth Samseng lah.

Before that, check out the pictures courtesy of Uncle Zorro.





OK. OK. Sometimes we guys tend to be naughty. But wait a moment, BN UMNO girls so called Puteri are naughty too :)



So bloggers are liars huh? Hmm... botak, botak...


And on separate note, congratulations to all passes winners for the Levi's Unbuttoned Launch Party specially for MikeMmery readers. Thanks to kind personnel from Levi's who also blog for the passes. All winners will receive their passes via courier service tomorrow.



Enjoy the party peeps!

What I Think Of Malaysian Police

As many other politikus blogger mentioned, this morning there will be roadblocks again. And these roadblocks I can be very sure that to delay people's time on purpose preventing them going down to the city as DSAI will be charged in court this morning. And tomorrow, you can see the sleepy head Dollah & Botak release a press statement stating that it was a routine block.

Routine my foot!

My impression on police of Malaysia - they will be a good bunch if only they are not controlled & ordered by the "orang dari atas"

Police buck up please, when Sharlinie got lost, you do not even bother to have such a massive blocks. And police, how can you lose things from your own police station? Police should be independent and not a political tool instead. You look stupid in the eyes of the rakyat. Especially with the picture below, followed by the other video.





Lain kali jangan buat lagi ya!

Can We Have More DSAI & RPK In The Country?

First, it was Anwar. Then it was RPK. The government is fully utilizing its machineries to clamp down this 2 icons of Malaysia. These 2 icons stressed again & again, "LAWAN TETAP LAWAN!"

Let's look at the what happened this week.

1. DSAI was served court order to stay away from parliament, to be exact to stay away 5km radius from the parliament, basically it is asking DSAI to be under house arrest as his residence is near to the parliament.
2. DSAI agreed to give his statement at IPK 2PM but was arrested an hour before the timeline at his house with more than a dozen of police vehicles with police in balaclavas (if you play counterstrike, you will know what is it)
3. DSAI cooperated, was even stripped naked and got his private part measured. He slept on the cement slab in IPK.
4. Immediately DSAI was released on bail, RPK's turn to be arrested and charged under criminal defamation.
5. Roadblocks in 22 hotspots to ensure public safety (fucking shit, I was late for work for god sake - 20 of my other colleagues were late that day)
6. Botak in yesterday Star paper said "Syed Hamid: Anwar need not fear giving sample". This botak is trying to influence an ongoing investigation but no action so far against botak. (DNA samples during the 1998 case was too old? Sekolah hutan mana you keluar botak? DNA cannot be manipulated BUT can be planted, see the reason why now? Duh... botak)
7. Private investigator, Bala & nephew's lawyers were called to police station for questioning. (now polis nak takut takutkan lawyers pulak tu, polis tak tau apa tu professionalism kah?)
8. The Oil Debate - So what? We know who won, who is more intellectual and who is from the jungle school but so what?

Government is using its media, its police force, its judiciary system against 2 icons who got the rakyat behind them. We got YouTube, Blogger, Google all behind us.

LAWAN TETAP LAWAN!

Roadblocks By Gobloks

Roadblocks to continue as it is necessary to *blah blah blah* and roadblocks were set up also as crime prevention. Read it here.

Here is the reply that is in my heart, I am basically reproducing it from another piece from this blog site that rage out what is in my heart. Read the post here and Botak & Selangor CPO Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar, eat this!!!

"CRIME PREVENTION KEPALA OTAK DIA! MENYUSAHKAN RAKYAT...BILA BOS2 KORANG NAK MAMPUS EH? KE NAK TUNGGU RAKYAT BETUL2 MARAH...WE GOT ENOUGH FUCKING PROBLEMS NAK CARI MAKAN WITHOUT GETTING STUCK IN UNNECESSARY JAMS CREATED FOR YOUR MASTERS, YOU RUNNING DOGS! CAN'T EVEN SOLVE MISSING KIDS' CASES AND A SIMPLE THING LIKE NURIN'S AUTOPSY PICTURES' CIRCULATION, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CRIME PREVENTION?? CRIME IS AT ALL TIME HIGH. WE DO NOT EVEN HAVE A PROFESSIONAL AND WELL-TRAINED FORCE TODAY, AND I DO NOT SEE ANY FUCKING POLICE PERSONNEL IN MY WANGSA MAJU AREA....BECAUSE ALL ARE BUSY RUNNING AFTER SPERM DROPS.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, PEOPLE!! ENOUGH! ARE THEY WORKING FOR US, (THE RAKYAT WHO PAY THEIR SALARIES), TO MAINTAIN OUR SECURITY, PROTECT OUR PROPERTIES, OUR FAMILIES, OUR KIDS, GET THE REAL CRIMINALS OR ARE THEY JUST THERE TO SERVE THE LEADERS' INTERESTS AND COLLECT SPERM AND SHIT SAMPLES AND MEASURE DICKS??

THE NEXT TIME WE GET STUCK IN ROADBLOCK CAUSED JAMS AND BURN FUCKING EXPENSIVE FUEL AND HAVE CRYING KIDS WANTING TO FUCKING PEE BADLY IN OUR CARS...WE TEACH THEM A LESSON. TEACH THEM WHO IS BOSS AND CREATE OUR OWN BLOCKADES AND GRIDLOCKS. DO NOT PUSH US. WE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT POLITICKING YOU BLOODY LEADERS. GET ON WITH GOVERNING YOU PATHETIC MORONIC LEADERS AND MOFOS...DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS! THE FUCKING WORLD IS IN A
FUCKING RECESSION YOU FUCKING MOFOS! OR MAYBE YOU FUCKERS HAVE LOOTED MORE THAN ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT A FUCKING RECESSION LIKE US RAKYAT!

BTW, THESE POLICEMEN WHO ARE KAIS PAGI MAKAN PAGI (with ridiculously low pay ) LIKE MOST OF US SHOULD TURN AROUND AND TELL THEIR RICH SUPERIORS THAT THEY WILL NOT BE DOING THIS SHITTY JOB FOR THEM ANYMORE AND STAND WITH THE RAKYAT! THEY ARE ALSO BREADWINNERS FEELING THE CRUNCH! DOING THE LEADERS' DIRTY JOB FOR THEM AND KENA MAKI LAGI IN THE PROCESS! NOW WILL THEIR ACTIONS BENEFIT THE PEOPLE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO SERVE AND
PROTECT??"

KNNBCCB!

The Debate: Anwar Won But So What?

I witnessed the debate between the two politician themselves. Strawberry was grilled, in my eyes he is not in the same league as Anwar. There were clappings for Strawberry though but in my very frank opinion, this shown and clearly indicated from what jungle school these people were from.

Anwar was only in his first gear, Strawberry just does not match the qualities of a MP, if with his knowledge and way of conversing and debating, I think I can be a better MP than him. Stuttering most of the time speak with mouthful of saliva, he failed miserably to stick to the topic, prefer personal attack. Gosh, he lost the debate even in the first round already.

So, Anwar won hands down, but so what? Government will still use all its machineries to nail him down. As expected he is currently arrested. Like I said, what will happen to Strawberry now? Will the fella really resign? No, with this governence, we will not see anything, we will not see change or whatever. Those BN punks are so arrogant. All BN did does not make any human sense at all. Flip-flopping seems to be the trend. Police, A-G, media all pro-BN, what are left for us to do next?

Malaysians do not like to walk the street, demo or rally or whatsoever, never. We were warned, some are afraid, we are like a puppet to this dirty governence. They say sit, most will sit, stand most will stand. Things will change soon, but how? Is BN testing the people's patience? Can the Vendetta really happen in this country? Or we still better sit in our own comfort zone, be quiet, stop critisizing as long as we can find enough to feed ourselves?

Do the government really want to test the People's Power? And my concern here is, does everyone have the same courage & same faith as me?

ENOUGH IS REALLY ENOUGH!!!


See the videos of the debate here.

Which Is More Obscene?

This week, the mass media made a huge fuss over the incident of a local punk rocker group whose freestyle performance led to a controversy. The group called Carburretor Dung was condemned as lead singer pulled his pants overseeing his boxer. He was then punched and got bottles, bags, etc flying on him from the crowd. I agree this is unacceptable as there were children and elderly presence on that rally that day.



If the above action is obscene, what about this??? The above is an underground band which myself has not even heard of them but below this is the Menteri Besar of Pahang with his sign language. He is representing the whole state of Pahang.



Well.. in recent weeks, another sign language from our Kinabatangan MP. Why the mass media do not condemn these actions like they did on Carburretor Dung? Hanief did a great job on the below video. Enjoy!

SHOCKING! Najib Sodomised

Main witness for Altantunya's murder case, P. Balasubramaniam made a stunning claim. Average rakyat like me, after seeing the whole video, I was stunned. What the fuck had happened in this beautiful country?

I smelt shits on police, shits on Attorney General, shits on big politicians, shits on mainstream editors who fail to show the true colours of what's happening in Malaysia. You bastards smelt of shits. Instead, you are trying to use the same fucking old backdoor case to bring the innocence back to jail. I said fuck you!

I do not trust police no more, the top 2 man in Malaysia, if I happen to see you in public, I am going to save my fart for you.

This is fucking shocking. Watch the video.