I Never Attack Kenny Sia

I am one of Kennysia.com's readers. I first met Kenny last year at the Bloggers Buff event. Yes, we shook hand ONCE. And yes we bumped into each other on other several events but I shy away as I am just a small little fly compared to him. And I do not have his number either. Yes, I used to be one of those regulars in his cbox and met some really nice peeps there.

When you happen to know someone in person, yes you call him your friend, whether it is a close friend or hi-and-bye friend. We are more like a hi-and-bye friend. The last time we met was at the GUINNESS® Gastronomic Workshop back in late October 2008. That was also the first time I saw Samantha Poh, his ex-gf. Back then, I did not even know she's his gf and I did not know what was the hate sites or whatsoever opera playing amongst the Malaysian big bloggers. See, how ignorant am I???

Then I bumped into Kennysai and read one of Samantha Poh's latest postings and found out she broke up with Kenny. And of course like many other readers of Kennysia sure wonder what had happened and of course Kenny has not officially say anything in his blog about the breakup and the reason. Then the next question arise now, why am I so nosy about somebody's else personal business? Well... then why so many people including Kenny Sia himself tumpang glamor on Chua Soi Lek's sex scandal? Simply because Kenny is somebody. The same goes to Dr. Chua Soi Lek, he is somebody. Try and see if I slept with someone who will even give a damn care?

When you are indeed somebody, be prepared these sorts of things will happen. Whether it is good or not, take it like a man. It is not fair to take only the goods all the time. And in my previous posting, Kenny said I personally attack him. For what reason??? To gain more traffic??? What will those few hundreds uniques do to me??? I will still be the same old Michael Song innit?

Come on brother Kenny, perhaps you will think I tumpang glamor on this but frankly it is as simple as poking fun and my apology for making you the product of entertainment in my blog. There is certainly difference between personal attack & fun-poking. Just like during a conversation with a male friend, you said, "Fuck You!". It does not mean you really mean to fuck him innit? I am laughing while typing this, it's hilarious innit? Like the villain in The Dark Knight said, "Why so serious?"

Brother Kenny, just like you poking fun on Al-Rajhi Bank logo, what was on your mind back then???



Chill brother chill... take Dr. Chua for example. If you "holiao", no matter what people say, you will still "holiao". Don't merajuk, friend back?

Merry Christmas!!!

Kenny Sia's A to Z

This is what happened when you have a long weekend, not feeling well and surfing the internet the whole day at home. In Malaysia, we have our very own hero Raja Petra in the socio-political scene but of late the political scene been really quiet with not much of action in it.

Thanks to brothers Shadowfox & Kenny Sai, when I first bumped into their sites, technically I am not incline to believe what'd been discussed in the blogosphere on the self-proclaimed No. 1 blogger in Malaysia, Kenny Sia but as I scrolled through post by post and link up the bits & pieces from other bloggers that were involved in this saga, it does make sense and made Kenny Sia look quite stupid in a way. No matter whether he is guilty or not, once you made the girl a victim in love, you are guilty for everything.

Somehow rather, looking around the blogosphere, at times I do not understand why advertisers paid thousands to people like Kenny just for advertorial when his jokes are becoming really cold nowadays. Besides most of the time his postings, he enjoyed putting ham sap jokes and nowadays barely put any sense of entertainment reading it. The worst part of it, he can make jokes about our current VP of MCA, Dr Chua Soi Lek sex scandal while he himself trapped in a *ahem* *ahem*. While Kenny enjoying his glamourous time as blogger, one person we tend to overlook is the Muar rapper Namewee. I feel he is more original and more creative in many ways and with his latest controversy it triggered me into going back to my schooling days to do "sentence making" with ABC...







A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P (pause) Q, R, S, T, U, V (pause) W and X, Y, Z. Now I know my ABC, tell me what you think of me...

ABC Sentence Making

Kenny enjoys "Aa Aa Aa" without the need to know "Berapa" is the "Cibai". When the whole blogosphere question him, he asked everyone to "Diam Diam" lah while he continued his "Ee Ee Ee" with a few other chicks. Many other guys admire his "Fucking" & "Gan" skills and some even call him "Holiao". But little does he knows, while he enjoyed his "Iya Iya Iya" session, he got caught and this time "Jialat" liao because not only his pants on fire but his "Kukubird" & coconut-sized "Lampachi" also on fire. The moral of the story is, never "Mm Mm Mm" with someone else while you are in a relationship. "Na" now take it lor and think twice before you "Oh Oh Oh". Your action had made you like a human with "Pork" brain. "Q" damn 9 hard. I believe throughout these years while you "Rrr Rrr Rrr", you surely "Sibeh" song. And with this, I am sure you are very "Tulan" by now and if "U" continue to read this you will kexiao and you might need "Viagra" every time you wanna get hard. "Wow" you still wanna deny & tell a lie without blinking your eyes. To me, you really "Xiasueh" but to many others, they still wanna know "Y Y Y". Alah... time for me to "Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Zzzzzz", no time for low life like you.

Happy holiday & to complete this, watch the video from our brother in Muar.

From Sodomizing To Swearing

Why would the country not go into distress? First it was the ass-poking, ass-poking between 2 men, then ass-poking between a man & a Mongolian. After all this ass-poking dramas, we now see swearing.

"I swear he ass-poked me!"
"I swear I don't know a Mongolian & I don't ass poke her"

This overshadowed Dollah's attempt to win the rakyat's heart by dropping the petrol price to a mere 15cents. Swearing seems the in-thing now. What a good example shown by leaders. At the same time, in English, swearing also mean cursing/screwing for that matter.

What a dramatic week it is! Yet another SD from Pete (you are my man). Talking about SD, now does anyone knows what happen to Balasubramaniam & his family???

Enjoy your Saturday peeps!!!

Timing Belt Rosak

This is getting really interesting. So it is not 8 times as per Saiful's claim.

And then, on 28th June 2008 (2 days after the alleged offence date), he made a police report at about 4ish to 5ish at a pondok polis in HKL before proceeding for a medical examination in HKL but prior to that he went to Pusrawi Hospital at about 2.14PM and doctor TRO his ass got sabotaged. .......Hmmmm......

You see, Najib himself said he met Saiful a few days before the victim lodged a police report. In this context, the words "a few days", to my understanding a few days mean more than one day. This rule out the possibility of Saiful meeting Najib on the 27th June 2008 because that was just a day before he lodged the police report and not "a few days" as Najib said. So now, most probably Saiful met Najib on the 26th June 2008, that day itself after Saiful got allegedly sodomized. And that can only happen after 4.30PM.

Najib cannot be meeting Saiful before 26th June 2008 as he has yet to be allegedly sodomized by then as per above charge said. Unless the charge said otherwise that DSAI sodomized Saiful on several other occassions before 26th June 2008.

So now, could Najib possibly slotted his time on the 26th to meet Saiful? I read at Aisehman about his schedule that day. It does not take a genius to figure what went wrong.

...... Hmmmmm.......




all excerpts from TheStar Online

ButtFuck Yes or ButtFuck No

With yet another SD, it seems that anal sex is the in thing now. It is as if there is promotion & marketing campaign for butt fucking. Now, who buttfuck who?

Anyone tried butt fucking before?



ps: can't seem to access Malaysia Today, what happened?

SHOCKING! Najib Sodomised

Main witness for Altantunya's murder case, P. Balasubramaniam made a stunning claim. Average rakyat like me, after seeing the whole video, I was stunned. What the fuck had happened in this beautiful country?

I smelt shits on police, shits on Attorney General, shits on big politicians, shits on mainstream editors who fail to show the true colours of what's happening in Malaysia. You bastards smelt of shits. Instead, you are trying to use the same fucking old backdoor case to bring the innocence back to jail. I said fuck you!

I do not trust police no more, the top 2 man in Malaysia, if I happen to see you in public, I am going to save my fart for you.

This is fucking shocking. Watch the video.

China Girls In Venetian Macao

As of July 2007, the population of China was estimated at 1.3billion people. As much as I understand that China is one of the most advanced country in the world especially when you look at their metropolitan like Shanghai, Guangzhou, Shenzen & Beijing. However, I believe among this huge population, there are indeed very poor people there.

We can see China girls everywhere in the world and star studded hotel like Venetian Macao is not spared too. Macao is just separated by Gongbei Gate and it allows easy access for these China girls to cari makan in Macao and I can tell you, Macao is nothing if there is no casino here.

These China girls are eyeing big fishes that may have won a bit more in the casino. How I found out? For the past few days, I had been walking around the largest casino in the world and on the second night I was hanging around till wee hours and there this lanky fair complexion girl walked to me, and blurted a question, "去? 不去?" (meaning go or not go?) - thx maegen for teaching me these words over MSN

As usual, my half past six Mandarin, I was stunned and blur and asked back "去那里? (meaning go where?). The girl looked at me one kind with her face darker than Darth Vader and walked away. Feeling curious, I asked one of my counterpart from Hong Kong who happened to be with me in the 3days seminar the meaning and in the end I know the udang sebalik batu story behind it.

To summarize it all, prostitution in Venetian Macao. And I heard from my counterpart it is not cheap either, HKD1,000/hour. It is like giving away RM500 for an hour. Damn! So easy to earn meh? If one day I go walk around and start to ask to some girls, "去? 不去?"

You think I got business ar?

Will You Sleep With Edison???

With the news circulating, much hotter than our very own Dr. Chua, I recalled there was a time, a friend of mine who I can categorize in the "pretty" bunch mentioned that she will do anything if she ever has a chance to sleep with Edison Chen (陈冠希).



27th January 2008, approximately 8.30pm, the first photo of Chen & a girl resembling Gillian of Twins emerged on the internet. The rest would be history. Chen had just had his latest credit card advertisement pulled, his HKD10million/annum career is at high risk, with sponsors like Pepsi, Levi's, Samsung, EPS and Jacobs & Co. still in the wait and see situation. He also got his latest movie with Stephen Chow, Jump, pulled as a result of the scandal. Full stories here.

This reflected how brave of a ex-Health Minister we had with his confession with his personal friend, unlike Mr. Chen who denied at first with look like me, lick like me, steam like me but had since issued a media statement apologizing to the victims involved and pleading the public not to spread the photographs.



The Victims

1. Gillian Chung 鍾欣桐 (104 photos as of 9th February 2008)



Gillian Chung (left) of Twins. Always potraying pure innocent girl-next-door image. She made such a fuss during her concert in Malaysia on our security where peeping Tom managed to get a shot when she was changing clothes.



The recent scandal with Chen where she done the fellatio act on Chen, she had apologized to the public blaming to her silliness & naiveness and she had now grown up. I had a feeling that Twins will be disbanded soon as there is a better brighter future in Charlene. Good luck Ah Gil.



2. BoBo Chan 陳文媛 (116 photos as of 9th February 2008)



Out of so many victims that Chen screwed, I pity Bobo the most. She had left the showbiz industry in 2006 after meeting her investment director boyfriend Philip Kam (金紫耀) and had been preparing to marry into the high society. It was rumoured that now the marriage plan will be called off. No career, no rich husband, that's tragic.

3. Cecilia Cheung 張栢芝 (143 photos as of 9th February 2008)



Hong Kong "Britney", would not affected her much based on what reflected from her past life. But rumours saying Nicholas Tse (谢霆锋) is upset and the marriage is in the rock. I believe Nicholas would want Lucas (their newborn baby) to have a normal and healthy growing up.

4. Rachel Ngan 顏穎思 (11 photos as of 9th February 2008)

5. Candice Chan 陳思慧 (48 photos as of 9th February 2008)

6. Mandy Chen 陳育嬬 (40 photos as of 9th February 2008)

7. Vincy Yeung 楊永晴 (3 photos as of 9th February 2008)

So girls, will you still dying to sleep with Edison?