Na "The GURU" Jib

I am not sure if this latest piece from Malaysia-Today is true or not nor am I a photoshop expert to determine whether the photo is genuine or not. In my naked eyes, it looked blardy real innit?

If this is true, and with the current news of Najib leading the nominations for UMNO presidency, I start to believe in the power of GURUJI.

Malaysia-Today reveals here.

Najib & His Chopper Deal

I still remember the first time I bought my car. Back then, I only had enough budget to get a car in the RM50k region, so after shortlisting some, I went to check out the car, made a few test drive and the decision making took me more than a month before I decided for Myvi.

Today our future PM, Najib had another kaboom. To sum it all, he decided to purchase 12 Eurocopter choppers at a price of RM2.317 billion. I would say the country can go ahead to buy the choppers as it do help the nation when it is in need.

But... but... for such a big deal and be it a government deal, normally it had to gone through the tender process. And as part of the tender process, testing is compulsory but how can a minister signed on a deal without testing the machines? And we are talking about RM2.317 billion. Perhaps he made some mistakes there but the people cannot help themselves but to think that "under table" is practiced in the deal. Don't blame the rakyat, proof us otherwise.

Malaysia-today reveals here.
More on The Malaysian Insider & Malaysiakini.

I cannot help but to think the project interview may sounded like this;

Tenderer 1

Interviewer: Your bid is 3 million. How do you justify your tender sum?

Korean tenderer: 1 million for labour, 1 million for materials and 1 million for expenses and a little profit.

Interview: Ok. Thank you. Next!


Tenderer 2

Interviewer: Your bid is 6 million. How do you justify your tender sum?

Japanese tenderer: 2 million for labour, 2 million for materials and 2 million for expenses and a little profit.

Interviewer: Ok. Thank you. Next!


Tenderer 3

Interviewer: Your bid is 9 million. This is way above everyone else. How do you justify your tender sum?

Malaysian tenderer: 3 million for YOU, 3 million for ME, and we get the Koreans to do it for 3 million.

Disappointed again & again & again... Once a Minister made a remark saying that, "...if the country continues to subsidize the petrol, the country might go bankrupt one day..." and the
above RM2.317 billion - money well spent?

We'll see what Najib got to say on this.

Who Is Insulted?

This is a picture-less entry. It had been a real good holiday. For readers who are not Malaysian, 31st August is Malaysia's Independence Day, so it is holidays to all. I had a good mahjong session with my family, ate a lot of home cooked food, blasted the toilet many times. And today, my colleague & his family came down to my hometown, Melaka which I am proud to say that this historical city had just been listed as a prominent World Heritage Site of UNESCO recently.

Ok, I will put my posting on my hometown to another day when I compile more great pictures to share to all. I had just read the latest posting from Malaysia-Today which had been "blocked but not censored" by the Malaysia government. In case, some of you are finding difficulties accessing the original Malaysia-Today site, here is the optional link.

Ok, here's what prompted me to write the above title, if I were to call someone a pig, does that mean I am insulting the person or am I insulting the pig instead? Let's be fair, pigs are mammals too, at times certain people just made me felt that I am insulting the pig instead of them. Perhaps pig is more respected than them. Hmm... worth thinking...

My Government is Stupid Not My Country

My country Malaysia is a very beautiful multi-racial country. Once upon a time, I have a very smart & vocal Prime Minister who developed & made Malaysia a respected nation in the world. Then he promised no censorship over internet, he has not broken his promise but unfortunately....

But now my country is being run by a "Not So Clean" PM & his son-in-law. So foreigners reading this, do not come here to invest. Go other Asian countries, but if you really insist to come because it is a beautiful country, can also but need to spoon feed a lot of people lah, you know all business need license, and for approval, a term you must know "duit kopi" or commission existed in our administration. Last time we bought submarine, also got commission wat.

Malaysia-Today got banned. Barisan Najis (BN) used its machineries to stop all access to the site that enlighten us Malaysians. My government people all mostly stupid, the No. 1 man, his son-in-law, Botak, Muhammad son of Muhammad, just to name a few. Some even graduated with bogus degrees.

I heard Google wants to set up its multi billion data collection centre here in my country. I will strongly encourage Google not to come to my country, because my government got mood wan, if mood no good, they will censor here and there. Go Taiwan, better and smarter governence.

Uhh... will my blog be banned?

RPK Nailed Najib

PANAS!!! SHOCKING!!!

How should I elaborate more? RPK just used his pawn to check Najib. I believe this is not a check-mate move. Read Malaysia-Today latest post.

Perhaps we shall see another swearing on Quran soon.

Allah bless you Najib.

Cheers!

From Sodomizing To Swearing

Why would the country not go into distress? First it was the ass-poking, ass-poking between 2 men, then ass-poking between a man & a Mongolian. After all this ass-poking dramas, we now see swearing.

"I swear he ass-poked me!"
"I swear I don't know a Mongolian & I don't ass poke her"

This overshadowed Dollah's attempt to win the rakyat's heart by dropping the petrol price to a mere 15cents. Swearing seems the in-thing now. What a good example shown by leaders. At the same time, in English, swearing also mean cursing/screwing for that matter.

What a dramatic week it is! Yet another SD from Pete (you are my man). Talking about SD, now does anyone knows what happen to Balasubramaniam & his family???

Enjoy your Saturday peeps!!!

Happy Birthday Malaysia-Today

Happy Birthday to Malaysia-Today. happy haunting and continue haunting those who walk in the corridors of power. We will walk with you.

Happy birthday once again.

Can We Have More DSAI & RPK In The Country?

First, it was Anwar. Then it was RPK. The government is fully utilizing its machineries to clamp down this 2 icons of Malaysia. These 2 icons stressed again & again, "LAWAN TETAP LAWAN!"

Let's look at the what happened this week.

1. DSAI was served court order to stay away from parliament, to be exact to stay away 5km radius from the parliament, basically it is asking DSAI to be under house arrest as his residence is near to the parliament.
2. DSAI agreed to give his statement at IPK 2PM but was arrested an hour before the timeline at his house with more than a dozen of police vehicles with police in balaclavas (if you play counterstrike, you will know what is it)
3. DSAI cooperated, was even stripped naked and got his private part measured. He slept on the cement slab in IPK.
4. Immediately DSAI was released on bail, RPK's turn to be arrested and charged under criminal defamation.
5. Roadblocks in 22 hotspots to ensure public safety (fucking shit, I was late for work for god sake - 20 of my other colleagues were late that day)
6. Botak in yesterday Star paper said "Syed Hamid: Anwar need not fear giving sample". This botak is trying to influence an ongoing investigation but no action so far against botak. (DNA samples during the 1998 case was too old? Sekolah hutan mana you keluar botak? DNA cannot be manipulated BUT can be planted, see the reason why now? Duh... botak)
7. Private investigator, Bala & nephew's lawyers were called to police station for questioning. (now polis nak takut takutkan lawyers pulak tu, polis tak tau apa tu professionalism kah?)
8. The Oil Debate - So what? We know who won, who is more intellectual and who is from the jungle school but so what?

Government is using its media, its police force, its judiciary system against 2 icons who got the rakyat behind them. We got YouTube, Blogger, Google all behind us.

LAWAN TETAP LAWAN!

SHOCKING! Najib Sodomised

Main witness for Altantunya's murder case, P. Balasubramaniam made a stunning claim. Average rakyat like me, after seeing the whole video, I was stunned. What the fuck had happened in this beautiful country?

I smelt shits on police, shits on Attorney General, shits on big politicians, shits on mainstream editors who fail to show the true colours of what's happening in Malaysia. You bastards smelt of shits. Instead, you are trying to use the same fucking old backdoor case to bring the innocence back to jail. I said fuck you!

I do not trust police no more, the top 2 man in Malaysia, if I happen to see you in public, I am going to save my fart for you.

This is fucking shocking. Watch the video.

Royal Rumble In Malaysia

For the first time in Malaysia, we will witness the Royal Rumble. It may look like David versus Goliath but I will put my money & support to the underdogs.

For more details, please read here.

Ladies & gentlemen, let the battle begins...

VERSUS

And special guest match umpire....

Who will be the one who put the final nail in the coffin??? We shall see... ENJOY THE SHOW!!!

Malaysian Drama Is More Interesting Than TVB Drama

2008 saw a new time high in Malaysia's political scene. 8th March 2008, the political tsunami finally taught the ever-arrogant BN a lesson. Though the BN still ruling the country by a simple majority, it seems that the Dollah government does not seem to know how to please the people. We were slapped with a 41% petrol price hike (it's still seriously painful to most of us) then come this July a 18% increase of electricity for residence, in which earlier this year Najib brushed off news of price hike in petrol, this indicates that Ministers also human, they do LIE. Our PM also lied, making the tag team of Dollah-Najib Liar Liar. Then we have SAPP issue. More interestingly, read this following article, to believe or not to believe, totally up to you. So much more drama to watch and I cannot wait till the finale.







Sorry for the non-update for the past few days, there is no other reason than work that is keeping me away from other personal stuff. Got to also accompany my girlfriend friend. This morning slept at 4AM, went to this new nightclub in PJ, The Vivo Club (you know those club with overpriced Swing & with GROs sitting with you), blardy tired and sleepy now.

Today after work will be away for Mahjong and over the weekend I participated in some game organized by the Mix.FM Roadrunner team, I won the premiere screening for Run Fatboy Run.





Signing off for now. Though market is bad, I wonder why the corporate sales side (my department) is doing so well. It must be me... AHEM AHEM... must be I am a damn good strategist *perasan*

Back to work now... DUH?!?!?

Don't Angry With Pak Lah, He's Just A Farmer

Every now on then, we read a lot in blogosphere condemning our current premier "flip-flop" Badawi. I was drinking with a client last night, who is holding director post in a MNC, and we venture our conversation from a business one to a political one when he made the remark, "Correct! Correct! Correct!"

He told me he hates Pak Lah but sometimes come to think about it, all is not well his fault, he was made the PM by Tun Dr Mahathir by chance. And he is definitely not an economist. He is a farmer and Nasi Kandar champion. With his little knowledge about economy, he is relying a lot from the 4th floor boys. He is the classic among all Prime Ministers of Malaysia. He reminded me of the once upon a time famous Chipsmore cookies advert, "Now you see it, Now you don't!"



It is sad to see a farmer championing the country at the moment. You know all the ex-PM in Malaysia were given the title of "FATHER" or "BAPA" depending on their contribution to the nation. Tunku Abdul Rahman was our Father of Independence, Tun Abdul Razak was our Father of Development, Tun Hussein Onn was known as the Father of Unity and as for Tun Dr Mahathir, he was greatly known as the Father of Modernization. As for Badawi, he should be known as Father of what? Bapak apa? With such pressures from the public, he still think he had done nothing wrong and he is not responsible for the political tsunami on 8th March 2008. He asked the people to change lifestyle, like how? Planting veges & rearing chicken?

However, the most discussed topic in any kopitiam now would be will we see the change by Sept 16th dateline as per DSAI say? I am really looking forward to it. We certainly need an individual with great charisma & personality to run the country. Most importantly, someone who understand what economy is. Although I am a bit skeptical but I would give this man the benefit of the doubt should he be the No.1 man of Malaysia. At least, IMHO, he will not flip-flop like the former. I read about his vow to the nation and I believe he can make it happen.



Let's stop ranting about Pak Lah and have faith with the Sept 16th dateline. It's a great weekend.

Hey Pak Lah, jom nasi kandar?

The REAL Definition of RUDE

Not too long ago, Karpal Singh, the DAP Tiger was regarded as disrespectful for allegedly "QUESTIONING" the powers of the Sultan of Perak over the reinstatement of state Religious Department director Datuk Jamry Sury, who had earlier been transferred by Menteri Besar Datuk Seri Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin.



The above mentioned were splashed all over the major newspaper and created such a hoo-haa among the UMNOputras. Even our 'Flip-Flop' PM urged the Attorney General to speed up the investigation of the case when there are far more cases yet to be solved in this country.

Malaysian Youth Council (MYC) secretary-general, in the press statement commented,
"...it was unbecoming of Karpal, who is also Bukit Gelugor MP, to release such a statement, which could THREATEN RACIAL STABILITY. His statement not only insults the Sultan, but also the Malay Rulers institution and the Constitution. He is RUDE and should apologise to Sultan Azlan Shah for issuing such a statement."

Izin-kan saya yang berhormat, excerpt from Malaysia-today article,
"...Rosmah phoned His Highness the Sultan of Selangor and scolded him. Rosmah spoke to His Highness the way you would scold a dog that shit on your new carpet."

Read the full stories here.

Can someone tell me the definition of "RUDE" now?

Kurang Ajar!!!

We Made The Right Choice

Latest from the net, Marina posted bail and RPK should be released by tomorrow. Hidup RPK! We love you!

And on a separate note, the choice we made on 8th March 2008, you judge yourself with the few coming youtubes that I am going to publish. When we have doubts on the country's judiciary system, rest assured, we have calibre MPs who will indeed fight for us, stand for us against this corrupted barisan najis. The arrest of RPK clearly shown "The Empire Strikes Back", Sedition Act was used instead of defamation. Take a look at all 4 videos and see for yourself how Kinabatangan merajuk.

And oh ya, thanks a lot Yang Berhormat Lim Kit Siang...

FREE RPK

A friend who is also a fellow reader of my blog asked, "Mike, why are you so upset when RPK got arrested as it is none of your business? You had a career, a decent life, why care risking yourself with this post?"

Here's my reply to you. If it is not your flesh that is being cut, you will never feel the pain. You choose to be ignorant but not me. When I read Marina's (RPK's wife) post here, I felt her pain, I felt the tormenting time she is going through as a wife and a mother. We have the power and right to speak out our opinion, my parents gave me higher level of education not only just to earn a decent living in some MNCs but my parents also taught me the basic principle of life. My parents also taught me how to distinguish between what's logic and what's insanity.

On 8th of March, we had shown them the sign, the political tsunami, the voice of the rakyat. Read the wiki definition of Sedition Act (Malaysia) 1948 and using this, the barisan najis think they can f**king (I censored as I know my top management read my blog now) shut the bloggers up and cripple the Malaysiakini operation. Sorry to say, I blog & voice my opinion without fear and this whole saga had indeed upset the whole blogosphere. We indeed had enough of lies & sweet promises from the sleeping log. Arresting RPK alone will not do any help, there are hundreds of other political bloggers out there (although not as insprational as RPK) will definitely stand behind him and we will continue to voice our unhappiness here, this is my own space, we have the exclusivity here. The only law you can do against us will be the Sedition Act 1948.

Am I seditious here?

Well... my hero opts for jail to prove a point, I am here too for a better nation, better law & right and a better future.

PEACE!

We Are With You Pete!

I was at Sri Damansara McD about a while ago, talking about this great man, Raja Petra Kamarudin (RPK), with my bunch of best buddies. I told them how he had triggered my senses to what is actually happening in this poor country. A country who lauded "Malaysia Boleh", I am asking "Boleh Apa?"

BOLEH tangkap orang sesuka hati?
BOLEH cakap tapi tak serupa bikin? (remember how Pak Lah pusing about his many statements to the public?)
BOLEH angkat keris and then say sorry?
BOLEH makan rasuah tapi tak boleh makan babi?
BOLEH? My Foot-lah!!!



This great man was taken away, charged under the Sedition Act 1948, blardy 60 years old law. What fcuk pig-sense here? He refused to post bail and now is being arrested. Backed up by 7 lawyers, 4 of them who are the Members of the Parliament. Latest I know, one ringgit one person campaign was launched to bail RPK out, within hours, the fund exceeded good enough to bail my hero out for another 5 times or so.

Read this 'made sense' post by politikus, you decide whether the government is insulting the rakyat's intelligence or not. Check out the article "Let's Send The Altantuya Murderers To Hell" by RPK.

This man will walk as a tall Malay. We are with you Pete!

More Cold Jokes About This Country

You know the risk staying in this country? If you make a statement, the police can treat it as seditious and they have the right to arrest you, confiscate your laptop/desktop wtf...

My dear police, last night Jalan Sultan Ismail in front of Wisma Genting was blardy jam, what you guys doing? Surfing blogs and trying to knock us bloggers down? Seriously, my dear BN, are you changing? Are you listening to the people? Niamah!!!

I agree with RPK...
Murderers of Altantuya should be sent to hell - not only send, burn & rot in HELL!

And is it true that the recently deceased Tan Sri Nasimuddin, being investigated by the UK Police? Member-member dia puji dia tokoh ahli perniagaan. Bunch of jokers!

Read details here. And here.

BLOG WITH FACTS! BLOG WITHOUT FEAR!

Mikemmery's Attempt To Be A Copywriter

Sorry for not updating for the past few days. Besides my day job, I recently was requested by someone to assist on copy writing. I truly do not understand the role of copywriter until I took up the offer, Though short, it was not easy on my first attempt. I am glad indeed that someone who commented and discovered that I have talent in writing, thanks thanks *kembang a bit*

I just finished that piece and emailed to her, hopefully it meets her expectation lar. Phew, what else to update ar?

I just do a makeover again on my new Windows based laptop, changed it to OS X Leopard now. Damn canggih you know. Follow back my few posts back for dummy's guide k. Damn simple...



Besides that, damn a lot to update lar... niamah my hero RPK got called up by our mata for questioning over a post on his site. Kalau kita tak salah, well... BLOG WITHOUT FEAR!!!

And if only our other majority politicians can be as down to earth as this menteri contoh.



Our humble CM on Economy class just like one of us Malaysian. Picture courtesy from mrmanager, you can check his posting here.